when someone pulls up a receipt of my fave being problematic


#discredit the witness. find a new suspect and bury the evidence.#that’s how you get away with pretending your fave isn’t problematic on tumblr. 

Now I know why the church calls it sacrament….because I feel like God himself when I’m inside you!


'cause im just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

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well i’ve been afraid of changing



Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

First day of kindergarten you cried ‘cause you broke the yellow crayon and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You’ve come pretty far. Ending the world, not a terrific notion, but the thing is yeah, I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if I’m goin’ out, it’s here. You wanna kill the world? You start with me. I’ve earned that.


Get you’re summer gang together…